Corrupt a Wish (game)

This is a game, (am I allowed to do this?). To play, one person makes a wish, then the next person says "wish granted" and "corrupts" or messes up the wish. They then make a wish. It is not a very realistic game.
Example: Me: I wish I had a dog.
Random person: Wish granted but then you dog runs away. I wish I had some pie.
EvilPerson: wish granted, but then your pie eats you. I wish...ect.

I'll start, I wish I had an iPhone.

Wish granted, but the iPhone cannot play The Quest. (I'm such an evil bastered)

I wish I could forget all about Code Geass and rewatch it all over for the first time.

Wish Granted, but then you forget everything else too. I wish I could fly.

wish granted you fly then drop out of the sky your dead

i wish i had won the loto

Granted, but the lottery was from 80 years ago. You win 5 dollars.

I wish I was a better artist.

Wish Granted but then someone wants to be as good as you and they still all your art supplies.
I wish I had a pet cat.

Granted, but it technically doesn't exist because this is just a game

I wish I could keep my summer job throughout the school year.

Granted, but it technically doesn't exist because this is just a game

I wish I could keep my summer job throughout the school year.

wish granted, but you get mauled by a bear
I wish I could move objects with my mind

Granted! But now you can only move objects with your mind. Not very attractive on a first date. (Unless you're a Jedi)

I wish that this forum was more popular.

Wish granted, but then it becomes so popular that it becomes too mainstream, making you wonder if redshift has "sold out to the man", and now the quest has in app purchases (not expansions) at every corner for items n shit

I wish I could have super strength

wish granted, but now you get corupt and try to take over the world
i wish my cat could dance

Wish granted but your cat falls into a blender.
I wish I was the Dark Lord.
Know this thread is long dead but this is awesome lol!

wish granted,
but you get defeated by a hero
i wish my cat could dance and avoid blenders

Wish granted, but it's tail got caught under a rocking chair

I wish I could go back to the 50's for a day.

wish granted! But when you get back you will be old

I wish I had a computer

Wish granted, but the screen has a spider web crack on it.

I wish I had a 1,000 dollar gift card to academy

Wish granted! But you forgot witch academy you wanted.

I wish I knew C++

(I actually do know it but it's good to wish for more knowledge)

Wish granted, but as soon as you learn all the stuff about it, they change the whole code for it.

I wish I could breathe under water.

wish granted! but then you start swimming and a shark eats your face! (I'm evil)

i wish i had a dog

Wish granted, but the dog is more evil than you, and it makes you it's pet!

I wish I had a house and 10,000 acres of land

wish granted! But then you realise how much money the bills take

oops forgot to add "I wish i was a millionaire"

Wish granted, but you got the money from a black market lotto and the cops are after you.

I wish ps plus didn't cost any money

Wish granted, but then your playstation breaks. I wish I had a tiny adorable kitten.

Wish granted but it runs away (i know this topic is old but idc its awesome)
I wish i could double jump