Corrupt a Wish (game)

Wish granted, but on your second jump you go on into space and suffocate. I wish that my feet turned into sharks and I was the god of Iceland.

Wish granted but the sharks eat you from your feet up. I wish Prickett would come outa the closet.

Wish granted!
But then he would reveal he's mystic face of doom
I wish i had the iphone 5 s

Wish granted you have a iPhone 5s, but the iPhone turns into a transformer and kills you and your family in an act of revenge. I wish that I could communicate with people.

Wish granted but uhhmm...
But then you would be busy communicating with and people and you wouldn't have time to play TQ

I wish i had a million subs

Yea, but they're poisoned
I wish I knew what to wish for

Yea, but they're poisoned

... I mean subscribers.. Hahaha
Also i dont even post youtube videos

Anyway wish granted but then you forgot your wish
I wish i could slap you with a fish

Lol. Wish granted, but the I hit you in the nose w/ a mace. I wish I had a boat.

wish granted! But you jump too high and break both legs.

I wish I could turn invisible

Umm, you know what a boat is right? Wish granted, but you can't see where your feet are, and you step on a rusty nail and get a technics infection. I wish my phone had 64GB.

Prickett, it's tetanus. This is pretty interesting.

Oh sorry, dumb auto correct...

oops, i was reading the last post on the other page.

Oh, that makes sense now

Umm, you know what a boat is right? Wish granted, but you can't see where your feet are, and you step on a rusty nail and get a technics infection. I wish my phone had 64GB.

Wish granted, but then you drop your phone and fall into a really deep hole. You also lose 40 Health.

I wish I had some pizza...

Wish granted
But then you run out of pizza and starve to death
I wish i had a car

Wish granted, but then your car gets stolen by aliens.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Wish granted, but you know to much and a hit man kills.
I wish I could kill a 12-point buck right now.

Wish granted but it kills YOU instead
I wish i had another one million gold in TQ

Wish granted, but then you accidentally "Load" instead of "Save"

I wish I had a time machine!

Wish granted, but then you accidentally "Load" instead of "Save"

I wish I had a time machine!

Granted but you travel to the far future and gets killed by aliens
I wish a had a flying pig in my bedroom

Wish granted, but then the Chinese nuked your house because he flew off with their crown pig to... exchange DNA.
I wish my students would finish their exams. (Really, damn, just wanna go home).

Wish granted, but then the Chinese nuked your house because he flew off with their crown pig to... exchange DNA.
I wish my students would finish their exams. (Really, damn, just wanna go home).

Damn brother!
Your'e a grown ass man!
I mean its not like i would expect a "kid" in place like this.. Anyway!
Wish granted but that's technically imposible cause they are too adicted to anything else
I wish i had a magic coat

Wish granted, but to wear the coat you must sacrifice 3 pints of your own blood daily.

I wish my wishes would be granted as wished without any misfortune attached.

Wish granted but you still got nuked.
I win!
I wish the government was worth a shit but was able to maintain our democratic ideals.